dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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