Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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