im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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