I wish i was in the wii world.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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