I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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