your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
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Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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