so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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