It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
