I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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