I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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