Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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