No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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