I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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