i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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