that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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