Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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