its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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