Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
