you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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