I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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