youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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