I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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