I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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