I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He kissed a someone with a penis
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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