I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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