can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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