You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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