I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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