Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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