dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You took a bar mat shot.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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