he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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