well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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