Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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