Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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