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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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