I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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