yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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