So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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