If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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