am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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