Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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