***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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