what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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