Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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