I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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