plz talk dirty to me
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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