yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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