Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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