I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
