Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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