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Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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