we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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