So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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