Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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