She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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